* There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen before.
* If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
* 'Twiced' is a word.
* People actually grow and eat okra.
* 'Fixinto' is one word.
* There is no such thing as 'lunch.'
* There is only dinner and then supper.
* Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
* 'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!
* Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
* You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
* You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
* You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas..
* You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
* Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'
* You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
* Yes, Friday night high school football games is serious football!
* You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.
* There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
* The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
* 100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'
* We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
* Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'
* A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.
* A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'
* Fried catfish is the other white meat.
* We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
EVERYONE can't be from Texas . You might say it's a gift from God!
And the most important thing I have learned about living in TEXAS is... IN GOD WE TRUST
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